- Me: Are my legs too hairy to be seen in public?
- Other: ...You're wearing pants.
- Me: I mean the dog hair.
- Other: Oh. Yes, yes they are.
Here’s a little head shot of one of my up and coming characters!
409inhiscoffee-maker asked: I AM WORKING FOR WAGGING TAILS
Nooooo! You, will feel so much better if you quit! But I saw you got offered a job at Torrid, which’ll be way more fun and you get to look sexy all day.